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It was an obvious fact that baking was one of your favourite hobbies.The large collection of baking trays often stacked in the sink of Slender Manor, the scent of cake that seemed to stick to you at all times and the multiple icing sugar packets sprawled across your bedroom floor was a dead giveaway.

Even your outfit seemed to match your obsession with baking!

What you often wore was a (f/c) blouse and a simple (s/f/c) skirt that was covered with a black apron that had white frills covering the edge. On your feet there were (f/c) pumps with matching socks that stopped at your mid-thigh, and your hair was styled into a bun with a cupcake hairpin to keep it in place.

You were downright adorable and from the moment you were accepted into Slender’s household after adding some ‘unusual’ ingredients into your food, you were every pastas target. They each attempted to gain your affection with multiple gifts and food but you denied each of them sweetly with a sorrowful look and a full explanation. Your cuteness soon caught the eye of Laughing Jack when he walked past the kitchen a week after you arrived, the monochrome clown having to do a double take when his eyes landed on your smaller form who stood stirring a bowl of red liquid and chatting to Sally happily.

Jack’s cheeks soon heated up when you spotted him and waved him over, your (e/c) eyes gleaming happily as you let Sally taste the batter you had been stirring. Offering Jack a spoonful, he nodded and you scooped some up on a small teaspoon on the side before holding it near his liquorice-coloured lips. His white cheeks turned red before he opened his mouth and you placed the spoon on top of his striped tongue, giggling cheerfully when Jack nodded his response. He left when you started to put the batter into a baking tray with polka-dotted wrappers and the aid of Sally.

Your cuteness and looks were way beyond average. How were you even a CreepyPasta?!

Laughing Jack tried to figure it out by watching you and helping you with your baking throughout the next few months. His attempts were soon diminished when he found you humming away to the song ‘Coming After You' by OwlCity and chopping what appeared to be a human liver, letting the extra blood fall into a pan which looked like it would be added to the harmless batter on the side later on.

“Hey Jack! Mind cutting up the rest of (enemy/n) for me?” You asked with a small smile gracing your features and your (e/c) eyes a hypnotising orange. Unable to respond using words, Laughing Jack nodded as he coughed into his clawed hand and a blush smothered his face. This only seemed to increase your cuteness from ‘beyond average’ to ‘cuteness superior’. How was Jack going to cope with this?

As the year continued your cuteness continued to increase with each passing day. You had even been nicknamed by Sally, ‘Miss Cutie-pie’, the nickname strangely sticking as all the members of the Slender household started to call you that, not that you cared that much though.

Then came the day when Laughing Jack was at his limits. You were now sitting with Sally on your lap, eating a slice of cake and drawing a cupcake. Your hair was down in two pigtails with two stripped bows to keep them in place and a lollipop clip at the back to keep a pesky strand down. Your clothes were candy-themed skinny jeans and an oversized jumper that fell down to your fingertips with ‘Miss Cupcake’ written in cursive writing. In one word, you were- Adorable.

Sighing, Jack let his hand run down his face before going over and sitting beside you. Greeting you calmly, Jack started to sketch a plain figure in the centre of the page with two boxes by the side. Sally looked over but soon left when Jack refused to let her see what he was drawing.

Jack continued to colour in the figure and a box red, writing beside the red box ‘cute’ and ‘not cute’ next to the plain box. Drawing your attention to the crudely drawn diagram, Jack began to explain.
“Okay (Y/N)! This is you!” He pointed at the drawing, “And this is your cuteness level!” You smiled and nodded as he placed his finger on the red box, “And according to this chart.” Jack paused before looking at you dead in the eye with a slight blush and proceeded to say joyfully, “You need to tone the fuck down!~”

You blinked owlishly and a devilish grin stretched across your lips, “I need to tone down? What about your cuteness, Mr Blushy? I’m not the only cute one here!” You crossed your arms and leaned forward in an attempt to be more intimidating but failed when you proceeded to giggle slightly.

“Well! I- Uh, um- You-” You smiled once again and placing a small kiss on his lips, you then stood up and skipped away whilst singing the tune to ‘Nyan Cat’. Jack blushed once again when he realised what had happened and looked back at the drawing.

“I need a bigger piece of paper... And more red.”
I'm back~ With a really fluffy, random oneshot!
Sorry for my absence, please have this as an apology present. :D
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:iconlonergir6891:
LonerGir6891 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Laughing Jack is just so adorable! X3
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:iconlover-of-anime237:
Lover-Of-Anime237 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Nya.Kitty kitty - Tease Bananya 2 
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:iconkiranature:
kiranature Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2017
OMG this is so fucking perfect I can cry
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:iconzebrastri:
zebrastri Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2017  Student Artist
i died as well ^o^
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GrystinaTheKiller Featured By Owner Edited Jan 25, 2017  Professional Interface Designer
XD
Jack: YOU NEED TO TONE THE F*CK DOWN!
Me: *dies of laughing* XoX
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Iheartknucklejoe Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
:lmao:
"you need to tone the fuck down"
I DIED
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:iconskylan-thuwolfe:
Skylan-Thuwolfe Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Faving this forever because it's so great
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:iconweeks82306:
weeks82306 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 3, 2016
While reading this all I thought about was Yandere Jane Crocker
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:iconminkiepieisbadass:
Minkiepieisbadass Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Student Artist
DAMM IM SO BLOODY KAWAII 
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:iconemilytheanimeotaku:
EmilyTheAnimeOtaku Featured By Owner May 6, 2016
Am I the only one getting reminded of Oliver Kirkland/2p!England?
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:iconkathrinekatsdalefnaf:
KathrineKatsdaleFnaf Featured By Owner Edited May 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Your not the only one


You watch hetalia right?
I actually almost put France name in rhe chopping up part XD
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:iconemilytheanimeotaku:
EmilyTheAnimeOtaku Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2016
*sarcastically* No I don't watch Hetalia, I just made a Hetalia reference and my picture is pirate!England by coincidence
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:iconkathrinekatsdalefnaf:
KathrineKatsdaleFnaf Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No need to be sarcastic
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:iconemilytheanimeotaku:
EmilyTheAnimeOtaku Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
I'm really sarcastic almost all the time XD
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:iconkathrinekatsdalefnaf:
KathrineKatsdaleFnaf Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Aight *continues cutting up Francis*
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:iconcreepehpashta:
Creepehpashta Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG HIS WITTLE FACE!!!
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:iconeyelessnightmare42:
EyelessNightMare42 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Pppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffff ahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is perfect
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:iconlovetheblue:
Lovetheblue Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2015  Student General Artist
i love nyan cat and baking.
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:iconkit123abc:
kit123abc Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I despise clowns and have a fear of clowns because of their 'cheeriness'
(I swears there coming to kill me q-Q) But when I found out about L.J i'm just like friken out and rolling on the ground, fangirling of course. My brother said it was hilarious to watch.
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:iconinfinity1138:
Infinity1138 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
....funny thing is my CP oc is called doll face....and i totally wanna use the jumper and all that for an outfit...may i?
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:iconmiss-fluff-queen:
Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Of course! Please send me a picture of Dollface if you ever make a picture of her. :D
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:iconinfinity1138:
Infinity1138 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i shall...but isabelle is paired with jacky so you might see her first XD
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:iconshadow-the-warrior:
Shadow-The-Warrior Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Lilo and Stitch reference? 
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:iconclouisery:
Clouisery Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
"This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone of your size." (I hope I quoted that right)

Most likely.
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:iconshadow-the-warrior:
Shadow-The-Warrior Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016  Student Digital Artist
(I'm pretty sure that you did)

Perf.
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:iconclouisery:
Clouisery Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
^_^
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:iconshadow-the-warrior:
Shadow-The-Warrior Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016  Student Digital Artist
>w<
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:iconclouisery:
Clouisery Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You can tell that he's seen it at some point.  ^_^
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dat story, i would love it... if a was an "x reader" fangirl.. but alas, i am not. I stopped reading these story when i found normal gay shipping, *cough* Dan x Phil *cough* , i tried to come back but.. i just... the focking "Mr Blushy" i just.. *internally screams out in frustration* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
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:iconmiss-fluff-queen:
Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I have to agree, Dan x Phil is much better than reader inserts :D 
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:iconjennyorlean:
jennyorlean Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jeah (no offence to people who like dis stuff o3o) :D
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:iconstarburstalicorn:
StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
*cough*totally didn't use fem!2pengland*cough*
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:iconc00ki3kat:
c00ki3KAT Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yasss..... hetalia lovers ASSEMBLE!!!
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:iconstarburstalicorn:
StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016
Yus! Form a hetalian army!
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:iconc00ki3kat:
c00ki3KAT Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
And make sexy Germany leader!!!wait, i forgot that they lost both world wars, oh well second best then WE WILL BECOME ONE WITH MIGHTY MOTHER RUSSIA BUT KILL BELARUS BEFORE SHE KILLS US 

  KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL......♡also include the awesome Gillbird "piyo"♥
;-) :-)
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:iconstarburstalicorn:
StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner May 7, 2016
KESESESESESESESE!~~
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:iconc00ki3kat:
c00ki3KAT Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL........
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:iconstarburstalicorn:
StarburstAlicorn Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016
oh gott
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:iconc00ki3kat:
c00ki3KAT Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*Chuckles* btw I've made a few hetalia fics if you want to read them... planning on making more though...
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:iconlauradrakkyn:
Lauradrakkyn Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg. O.o Yas. Nihar shall DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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MetalBladez00940902 Featured By Owner Edited May 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
((I actually would sing the melody of Nyan Cat if I was in one of my random moods.))
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EmberRoseTwisted Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
How?! How did yo turn me into a LJ fan? I don't even like clowns...
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Yuri62 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I know how u eel I used to hate clowns and fear them but then laughing jack came along i'm not afraid anymore but still hate clowns except L.J.
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:iconbonnie-freddy:
Bonnie-Freddy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
(( A FELLOW SISTER WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW ))
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:iconbelle04tmnt:
Belle04TMNT Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student Artist
LILO AND STITCH REFERENCE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! XD
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:iconneon-raven:
Neon-Raven Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Student Writer
"This is your cuteness level. As you can see it's very high for someone your size" cx
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:icontammytheslendergirl:
TammyTheSlenderGirl Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
.....first I LOVE IT second.....I'M STEALING THE IDEA as in how she acts and all
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Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! And I'm cool with that, have fun with creating and altering her attitude and outfit! :D
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:icontammytheslendergirl:
TammyTheSlenderGirl Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
you should make more of these
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:iconmiss-fluff-queen:
Miss-Fluff-Queen Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Make more fanfictions or more starring this certain character I created?
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